Time Travelers Descend on Trump Rally

Universe May Split As Time Travelers Converge in Chicago

Earlier a large group of independent time travelers appeared at a political rally at the University of Illinois at Chicago, leaving many investors in the universe wondering if a split could be in the future. Splits are maneuvers where a…


Fed Proposes Rate Picnic in Lieu of Rate Hikes

As speculators concern increasingly rises amid rumors of a rate hike, Federal Reserve members met in Washington this morning to discuss an alternative “Rate Picnic”. In congressional testimony Wednesday, Chair Janet Yellen said the Fed…