There’s more than one way to win at the stock market. While many casual traders comb through a list of stocks trying to find stocks that are “fun” or that will “make them money”, more advanced players…
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It’s been a rough year for Union Pacific, shares are down 30 percent from early 2015. In what can only be described as a toxic and hostile market, traders are beating up the railroad company’s stock…
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Welp, looks like we’re in a bear market. Here’s six things you can search on Google Images to feel better about yourself. 1. Cute Bears Aww look at these cute bears! See a bear market…
You awake in the middle of the night to the exasperated shaking of your financial advisor, crouching at the head of your bed. Your Financial Advisor: Dude wake up! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck…Wake up!…