Season 1, Episode 8: Standards and Poor People
Tim and Allen are sick of Standards and Poor people, in this episode they argue which presidential candidate will put an end to poor people once and for all. But will the candidate most likely to…
Season 1, Episode 7: Crunched by the Unch
The market is unchy this week, much to the irritation of Tim and Allen. Do Tim and Allen have what it takes to start a hedge fund? Which is easier, bull fighting or bear hunting? Will Allen’s…
Tim and Allen’s Fantasy CEO Draft Picks
It’s March! And that can only mean one thing, it’s time to put in your top five Fantasy CEO draft picks! Tim and Allen announced their picks in Episode 6 of the Up or Down Podcast. Good…
Season 1, Episode 6: Municipal Bond Rocks Out
After a rocky episode 5 and a nearly disastrous run-in with his ex-wife, Tim is back on his meds. Meanwhile, Allen is forced to confront his failed music career and plays a song from his…
Season 1, Episode 5: Tim is Up and Down
Uh oh! The Fed announces that it’s not hiking interest rates and Tim is off his meds. What does this mean for inflation, and will Allen survive Tim’s manic depressive episode? Find out what’s up…
Universe May Split As Time Travelers Converge in Chicago
Earlier a large group of independent time travelers appeared at a political rally at the University of Illinois at Chicago, leaving many investors in the universe wondering if a split could be in the future. Splits are maneuvers where a…
We Tweeted 9 Pro Wrestlers About the Stock Market
At Up or What we feel everyone knows a bit about the stock market, not just fancy schmancy “analysts” and “market experts”. To prove this we Tweeted at 9 different professional wrestlers and asked them…
Season 1, Episode 4: James Bond’s Bon-Bon Bonds
Hallelujah! The market has risen! Tim and Allen say goodbye to the bears of February and hello to the bulls of March! Featured Segments Which stock stocks should I buy? Bull or Bear: Who’s longer in the…
In Honor of World Book Day, Here’s a Picture of Some Old Books
Today, March 3rd, is World Book Day. On World Book Day we honor the existence of books and their importance in the stock market. Heck, without books there would be no stock market. It’s easy today to…
We’re asking teenage girls about the stock market, as soon as they reply to our creepy “hey” message
Here at Up or What we are interested in stock market perspectives from every demographic, not just out of touch old dudes. To prove this we’re launching a campaign asking hundreds of teenage girls from around the…
Season 1, Episode 3: Tim and Allen Have a Growth Baby
The market is in a death spiral! Can Tim and Allen give birth to a growth baby? Important Questions we Address in this Episode: Are we out of the woods yet, and where are the bulls…
Beijing now has more birrionaires than New York and oh god there’s something wrong with my keyboard
Move over New York! It rooks rike Beijing has ousted the Big Appre from the top spot for cities with the most birrionaires and oh god there’s something wrong with my keyboard. I swear I…