The Up or Down Podcast with Tim and Allen
Grow your investment portfolio to infinity! Attack the volatile world of the stock market with the most efficient and effective satirical analysis known to man and gods. Join financial gurus, Tim and Allen, as their revolutionary guidance leads you through today’s turbulent economy. They speak the language of money, and it’s not always politically correct. Sometimes you have to tell business to suck it.
On today's Show: Are there Friends stocks? Where can I replace my holey stocks? Which candidate will grab the economy by the pussy? And do you ever think the bull and the bear have had sexual relations? Clowns: buy or sell?Tim and Allen return after an unplanned hiatus and find the stock market, and Tim, in a state of volatility. On this Episode We Answer Your Questions from Facebook: How much time do I have before the market crashes? Bluetooth Headphones: invest or not? Should you invest in obscure psych rock? Can Beanie Bernie […]Get your Pokémon hunting face on because it's time to catch some stocks with Tim and Eddie! With Allen away on tour, Tim and Eddie get some alone time to talk about stocks, bonds, and Tim's upcoming nuptials with Eddie's daughter Marci. Eddie gives away his secret tool for building wealth. Tim gets closer in the […]Everything is up as the bulls continue charging to record highs! Meanwhile, love and tension are in the air as Up or What CEO Eddie's daughter Marci O'Reilly joins Tim and Allen in the studio. On this episode: Tops and bottoms: Which stocks this week are tops and which are bottoms? Facebook Questions: How will pokemon Go […]If the market's down, LGBT(Let's Get Big Tanks) to turn it around. Tim learns something terrible about the woman he is dating. The new intern Randy stops by to say hi. Mort and Eddie are unhappy about an idea Tim and Allen pitched to Taco Bell. Also on this show: Tragedy strikes Orlando twice, how will […]The market is down, Facebook considers a future without Zuckerberg, and Tim starts dating someone eerily similar to his ex-wife. Tim and Allen deal with a technical issue caused by sound engineer Craig Lou, will this make Craig's grandma's birthday party awkward? Also on this episode! Facebook Questions Buy or sell lip gloss? How do I […]After an unexpected absence last week, Tim and Allen are back in the studio and ready to take your questions! On today's episode: The market is down, and so is Fogo de Chao. Will they go back up a Brazilian points? Tim had Taco Tuesday at Janet Yellen's house, how authentic were her Mexicans? Will Montgomery Wards […]Tim and Allen are having issues with a truck so Up or What CEOs Mort and Eddie are filling in and ready to teach you how to make a billion dollars. It doesn't sound as hard as it is, so make sure to listen so you can learn an easy, fool proof way to make a […]Tim is back in the studio and ready to answer your money questions! The Prince Price wasn't right, should you buy or sell your Prince collection? Is the CEO of Milton Bradley's jail time worthy of the board's no confidence vote? Who gives a sh!t about Alexander Hamilton? What is a stock market, and how […]The market falls flat after a week of gains and Tim is mysteriously AWOL, so friend of the show Brett Mercer stops by the studio to fill in for him. Brett is a founder and co-CEO of Chuckie Finster Inc, member of political punk band Pork Barrel Spending, and creator of a new currency, the […]