Season 1, Episode 8: Standards and Poor People
Tim and Allen are sick of Standards and Poor people, in this episode they argue which presidential candidate will put an end to poor people once and for all. But will the candidate most likely to…
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Season 1, Episode 7: Crunched by the Unch
The market is unchy this week, much to the irritation of Tim and Allen. Do Tim and Allen have what it takes to start a hedge fund? Which is easier, bull fighting or bear hunting? Will Allen’s…
Season 1, Episode 6: Municipal Bond Rocks Out
After a rocky episode 5 and a nearly disastrous run-in with his ex-wife, Tim is back on his meds. Meanwhile, Allen is forced to confront his failed music career and plays a song from his…
Season 1, Episode 5: Tim is Up and Down
Uh oh! The Fed announces that it’s not hiking interest rates and Tim is off his meds. What does this mean for inflation, and will Allen survive Tim’s manic depressive episode? Find out what’s up…
Universe May Split As Time Travelers Converge in Chicago
Earlier a large group of independent time travelers appeared at a political rally at the University of Illinois at Chicago, leaving many investors in the universe wondering if a split could be in the future. Splits are maneuvers where a…
We Tweeted 9 Pro Wrestlers About the Stock Market
At Up or What we feel everyone knows a bit about the stock market, not just fancy schmancy “analysts” and “market experts”. To prove this we Tweeted at 9 different professional wrestlers and asked them…
Season 1, Episode 4: James Bond’s Bon-Bon Bonds
Hallelujah! The market has risen! Tim and Allen say goodbye to the bears of February and hello to the bulls of March! Featured Segments Which stock stocks should I buy? Bull or Bear: Who’s longer in the…
In Honor of World Book Day, Here’s a Picture of Some Old Books
Today, March 3rd, is World Book Day. On World Book Day we honor the existence of books and their importance in the stock market. Heck, without books there would be no stock market. It’s easy today to…
Season 1, Episode 3: Tim and Allen Have a Growth Baby
The market is in a death spiral! Can Tim and Allen give birth to a growth baby? Important Questions we Address in this Episode: Are we out of the woods yet, and where are the bulls…
Save Money By Convincing Others Jelly Beans are Currency
Every year millions of Americans struggle to save money. Many Americans are just one small disaster away from financial ruin. Unfortunately, saving money requires a lot of discipline and a lot of sacrifices? But what if…
Yuan Devalued, Five Ways You Can Make It Feel Better
In a shock move today, China devalued the Yuan. With the Yuan devalued, it’s feeling quite depressed right now, so let’s try and cheer it up! Here are five surefire ways to cheer the Yuan up and…
Season 1, Episode 2: Tim and Allen Get Unched
In this week’s episode Tim and Allen learn a new word, tweet at the Pope, and play f%#k/marry/kill with stocks. Meanwhile the market goes sideways, Apple gets unched, and dock shoes get a huge bump….